whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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