- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

whats up and also down? your mum

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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