Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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