A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Stephen Hawking

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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