- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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