Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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