What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

i have yougurt mit traktor

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

irish man drinking john smiths

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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