Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

if you don't like this you're gay

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Justin Beiber is a good singer

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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