- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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