Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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