Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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