An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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scientology.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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