- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say? Im old

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Knock knock. Get out!!

Your mom is so old she died

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

123 f*ck off

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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