What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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