- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

say it ten times fast: oh

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

I need to start studying.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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