- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Jordan is pregant

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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