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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

noah is a scrub jungle

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag