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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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I'm hungry.

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Sloths

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Barack Obama

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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