- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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