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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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