- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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