How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

123 f*ck off

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

alex is cool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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