How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Christianity.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

A seal walks into a club.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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