How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Katy Perry

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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