A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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