What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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bryden is a faggot

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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