Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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honest politician

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Hi.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Anti Joke

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