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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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