Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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