- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

I asked her where you were.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What? Huh?

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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