- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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