- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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