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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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