Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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a man checks his mypsace

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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