What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

my penis

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

justin beiber sucks

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Your gay

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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