How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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