There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

12 niqqa 12.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Dwight Howard

so...um, yeah

Your sex life.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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