Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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