why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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