- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Laugh.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Your mother just died.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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