- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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