Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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A van drives into a car.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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