What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

what's worse then a blowjob?

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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