- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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