Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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