- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gretta has five legs? -no

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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