wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Hi.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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Anti Joke

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