- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.