What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Japan

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

I'm hungry.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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