There's my tractor.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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