- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

homosexual

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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