- Anti Joke

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.