- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

guess what what that wasnt it

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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