q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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neil likes pube toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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