Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What's one plus one? two.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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i committed murder

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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