Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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