- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Women's rights

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

feminism

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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