- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Stop procrastinating.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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