qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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