Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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