- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Women's rights.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

black people

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??