Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

what does a chair look like? a chair.

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