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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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