- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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