Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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DERP

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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bite me

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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