- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

I put my baby in a microwave.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

A seal walks into a club.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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