I was watching Fox news.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

yolo your orange looks orange

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Black people are the scum of the earth

What is white and long? A New York winter

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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