- Anti Joke

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.