- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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