Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Your Mom

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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