- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

you suck

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Black people are the scum of the earth

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

yolo your orange looks orange

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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