anti jokes are really funny

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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