Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Politics

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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