- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Abortion.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Vaginal secretions

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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