Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

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