- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A man penetrates another man.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Ready for something funny? nothing

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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