Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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