What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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