Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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