- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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