What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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