What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Whats worse than suicide? death

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

That's illegal What? Your mom

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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