What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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