what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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