- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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