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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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