- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

I have aids

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Please don't shoot me

Why did the man die? He was old.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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