- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Why can't jokes spit?

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__