what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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