- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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