What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What's worse than this That :(

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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