What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

I was watching Fox news.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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