What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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