- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Yo Momma So Fat!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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