Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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You bumder!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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