Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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