2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Fine, ladies first.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

women's rights

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Then none of us want to be right.

Kevin and Ramin

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Rebecca Black's career.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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