- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

women's rights

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Rebecca Black's career.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Fine, ladies first.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Kevin and Ramin

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

read me write me

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Then none of us want to be right.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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