- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Whats worse than a joke? This

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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