An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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There's my tractor.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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