- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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