- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

haha Otarts was here

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