- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

anti jokes are really funny

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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