A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Jordan is pregant

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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