- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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