roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

A midget walked under a bar.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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