- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??