- Anti Joke

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

my wife out of the kitchen

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

don't just stand there

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.