Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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