Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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There's my tractor.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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