- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Your mom.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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