What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Your mother is so fat.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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