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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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