- Anti Joke

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender