- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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