- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

I have aids

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Please don't shoot me

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