- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Ready for something funny? nothing

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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