What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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