An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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