- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Daniel is a fag

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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