Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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