An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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