- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

women's rights.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

a man walked into a bar and said ow

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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