Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Charlie Sheen is winning

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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