- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

My mum is called Steve

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.