- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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