a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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