- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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