- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Jebron Lames.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why are trees green? I have no idea

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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