how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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