- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Badabing.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

And you honored it I see :P

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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