Knock knock.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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baskets

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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