- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Call of Duty is a good game.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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