- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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