- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What happened to my sunglasses?

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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