- Anti Joke

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.