Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Badabing.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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