Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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I was watching Fox news.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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