Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Women's rights

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

A woman wears a dress.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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