Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A woman wears a dress.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Women's rights

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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