- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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