Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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