Detroit has a low crime rate

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Yellow People !!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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