Dead girls can't say no.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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