- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What do u call a cripple Biv

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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