- Anti Joke

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

A jew enters a mall.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home