Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Roses are red.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Major League Soccer

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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