A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Jersey Shore.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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