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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Women's rights

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

A woman wears a dress.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.