How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Women's rights.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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