- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A woman wears a dress.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Women's rights

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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