Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

You know what's funny? Rape

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Anyone can post anything.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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