If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

John lazzaro likes dick

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

A sober Irish individual.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

one stop shop

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Cheese

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Your mother just died.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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