- Anti Joke

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.