- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

... Chan chan

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Long joke Your such a downey

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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