What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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lol

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Fat people

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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