whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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