- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Justin Bieber

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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