Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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one of the idiot

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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